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When a man plans, a woman laughs.


David Wong


#humour #men #paraphrased #plans #women

It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between "literally" and "figuratively." If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, it feels like it is happening. If you are literally jumping for joy, for instance, it means you are leaping in the air because you are very happy. If you are figuratively jumping for joy, it means you are so happy that you could jump for joy, but are saving your energy for other matters.


Lemony Snicket


#humor #language #humor

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -


Derek Landy


#humor #landy #leaving #skuldugerry-pleasant #wanting

I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.


Ilona Andrews


#humor #humor

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #melancholy #wit #humor

Metaphors are dangerous, Metaphors are not to be trifled with. A single metaphor can give birth to love.


Milan Kundera


#metaphors #milan-kundera #love

But...what if I mistime it?" Gilan smiled widely. "Well, in that case, I'll probably lop your head off your shoulders." Horace and Gilan


John Flanagan


#horace #humor #ranger-s-apprentice #sword-fighting #humor

The to Cathal was battered and only one wagon wide, with swells of hard earth where mud had frozen during cold ad rainy seasons. Enna tripped often, and cursed each time she tripped, until Dasha said, "Enna, you might watch your language." Enna grimaced. "I was. You should hear my thoughts.


Shannon Hale


#humor #humor

What's the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine? What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis? I'll tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a week or two, it will eventually grow a beard.


David Sedaris


#humor #language #humor

Love doesna always mean burning flashes o' passion. Sometimes, it's jus' the warmth o' yer hearts as they beat yer day together." ~Old Woman Nora to her three wee granddaughters on a cold winter's night.


Karen Hawkins


#old-woman-nora #scotland #love