#ladies

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. ↗

— David Letterman

#gentlemen #great #i #into #jokes

I had no idea what to expect when we did Ladies' Night. I didn't think it was going to get nominated for a Grammy. I didn't know that we would have to perform on the MTV Awards show. ↗

— Angie Martinez

#did #expect #get #going #grammy

You think that somehow they didn't come after me to get rid of me because my vote is the deciding vote in the health care bill? Then, ladies and gentlemen, you live today in a world that is so innocent as to not understand what's going on in Washington, D.C. ↗

— Eric Massa

#because #bill #care #come #deciding

You look at someone like Beyonce singing 'Single Ladies,' when we all know she's married. Some of it is just for entertainment. ↗

— Katy Perry

#entertainment #just #know #ladies #like

I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself. ↗

— Aidan Quinn

#created #i #ladies #myself #pants

Ladies and babies, and mortgages, for that matter, can all wait. Acting has done a strange thing to me, though. I often sit there, thinking, 'I love this, but I wouldn't put my daughter on the stage.' ↗

— Eddie Redmayne

#babies #daughter #done #i #i love

Mitt Romney and I know the difference between protecting a program, and raiding it. Ladies and gentlemen, our nation needs this debate. We want this debate. We will win this debate. ↗

— Paul Ryan

#debate #difference #gentlemen #i #know

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#ever #house #i #ladies #liked

I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture. ↗

— Jason Segel

#always #awkward #dates #here #i

The miniskirt enables young ladies to run faster, and because of it, they may have to. ↗

— John Lindsay

#enables #faster #ladies #may #run