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Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything.


Johnny Miller


#anything #ever #heard #i #jack

Q: Which party had wildest celebration and how did it play out? 1) The 1972 Dolphins Super Bowl watching party for the David Tyree catch? 2) The Jack Nicklaus day after Thanksgiving morning in 2009? 3) The NFL referee Monday night football watching party at Ed Hochuli's house for the Seattle/Green Bay game? —Steve G., Salt Lake City SG: Here's my theory on the day after Thanksgiving in 2009: I think Jack Nicklaus heard the news, went out and bought a bottle of 20-year-old Pappy Van Winkle, found an antique shotgun with 300 rounds of ammo, then drove to a secluded spot in the woods 25 miles away from any other human being. He got out of his car, started jumping around and screaming like he won the Super Bowl, did this for 20 solid minutes, then started swigging whiskey and shooting at things while whooping it up. Eventually, he drank the entire bottle, got back into his car and just started happily ramming into trees until the car stopped moving. Then he passed out in the driver's seat, woke up the next morning and walked home. Anyway, my answer is Jack Nicklaus.


Bill Simmons Grantland Mailbag Oct.


#grantland #jack-nicklaus #tiger-woods #home

A Nicklaus Design golf course is done by the guys in my company that I work with, that have been trained in my vision, and they do what they think I might do. They might come in the office and ask me questions and I'd certainly answer their questions, but I'm not involved in the site visits or anything else.


Jack Nicklaus


#anything #ask #been #certainly #come

It is a big adjustment but I've always loved that old saying of Jack Nicklaus: 'I retired from golf to go to work.' That sums it up for me.


Greg Rusedski


#always #big #go #golf #i

Jack Nicklaus liked to curve the ball by opening or closing the clubface at address. I never felt I was good enough to do it his way. I didn't like changing my swing path, either, which some guys do.


Lee Trevino


#ball #changing #closing #curve #either

I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying.


Tiger Woods


#along #far #i #jack #jack nicklaus

It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.


Jack Nicklaus


#hard #jack #jack nicklaus #nicklaus #play

If Jack Nicklaus can win the Masters at 46, I can win the Kentucky Derby at 54.


Bill Shoemaker


#i #i can #jack #jack nicklaus #kentucky

I grew up watching Lee Trevino, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer.


Molly Sims


#arnold palmer #grew #i #jack #jack nicklaus

All his life, Klaus had believed that if you read enough books, you could solve any problem, but now he wasn't so sure.


Lemony Snicket


#klaus #problem-solving #reading #life






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