#kirkwood

If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind. ↗

A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now. ↗

No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back. ↗

I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today. ↗

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) ↗

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. ↗

Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times. ↗

Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less. ↗

Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid. ↗

All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture. ↗