#kangaroo

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#kangaroo #like #pin #trampoline #trying

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bit #chilled #enjoyed #i #kangaroo

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. ↗

— Joe Garagiola

#drunk #hall #kangaroo #like #mound

I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. ↗

— Steve Irwin

#fear #i #kangaroo #koala #life

Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. ↗

— Steve Irwin

#allowed #australia #disaster #government #i

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#call #close #kangaroo #near #time

If there's any guy crazy enough to attack me, I'm going to show him the end of the world -- close up. I'm going to let him see the kingdom come with his own eyes. I'm going to send him straight to the southern hemisphere and let the ashes of death rain all over him and the kangaroos and the wallabies. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#ashes #attack #badass #confidence #death

I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 7:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of bed, puts on her deep-sea divers’ boots, and stomps across my ceiling to megaphone the kids awake. The kids drop bags of cannonballs onto the floor, then, apparently dragging several sledgehammers each, stampede into the kitchen. They grab their chunks of baguette and go and sit in front of the TV, which is always showing a cartoon about people who do nothing but scream at each other and explode. Every minute, one of the kids cartwheels (while bouncing cannonballs) back into the kitchen for seconds, then returns (bringing with it a family of excitable kangaroos) to the TV. Meanwhile the toilet is flushed, on average, fifty times per drop of urine expelled. Finally, there is a ten-minute period of intensive yelling, and at 8:15 on the dot they all howl and crash their way out of the apartment to school.” (p.137) ↗

— Stephen Clarke

#bed #cannonball #cartoon #cartwheel #ceiling

Ben often comes here. It's some kind of kangaroo graveyard. He likes to collect kangaroo bones. What can I say? It's just something Stink Collectors do. ↗

— J.E. Fison

#graveyard #kangaroos #money