#ka

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#islands #long #straight #sucks #vodka

It's always been a dream to have my own sunglass line and I'm so excited to be able to finally offer it to my fans! ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#islands #long #straight #sucks #vodka

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. “Are you being serious?” Her face is stoic. “Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. ↗

— Jessica Sorensen

#funny #jessica-sorensen #teddy-bear #funny

My writing is remarkably non-confessional; you actually learn very little about me. ↗

— Michael Pollan

#actually #learn #little #me #remarkably

What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards! ↗

— Ernest Poole

#crops #drunkards #dukes #grand #kind

I've been a workaholic since I was 18. ↗

— Greta Van Susteren

#i #since #workaholic

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

#bid #box #california #coast #i

And 'tis remarkable that they talk most who have the least to say. ↗

— Matthew Prior

#most #remarkable #say #talk #tis

Kafka truly illustrates the way the environment oppresses the individual. He shows how the unconscious controls our lives. ↗

— Manuel Puig

#environment #how #illustrates #individual #kafka

There are more old drunkards than old physicians. ↗

— Francois Rabelais

#more #old #physicians #than