#ka

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. “Are you being serious?” Her face is stoic. “Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. ↗

— Jessica Sorensen

#funny #jessica-sorensen #teddy-bear #funny

My writing is remarkably non-confessional; you actually learn very little about me. ↗

— Michael Pollan

#actually #learn #little #me #remarkably

What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards! ↗

— Ernest Poole

#crops #drunkards #dukes #grand #kind

I've been a workaholic since I was 18. ↗

— Greta Van Susteren

#i #since #workaholic

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

#bid #box #california #coast #i

And 'tis remarkable that they talk most who have the least to say. ↗

— Matthew Prior

#most #remarkable #say #talk #tis

Kafka truly illustrates the way the environment oppresses the individual. He shows how the unconscious controls our lives. ↗

— Manuel Puig

#environment #how #illustrates #individual #kafka

There are more old drunkards than old physicians. ↗

— Francois Rabelais

#more #old #physicians #than

Actually I don't choose to expose myself in public. I choose to compete; the other side just comes with the package. ↗

— Paula Radcliffe

#choose #comes #compete #expose #i

Thousands of people may have been killed by hurricane Katrina and many more could die in its aftermath because of the President's refusal to heed the calls of governors for help in repairing the infrastructure in their states. ↗

— Charles Rangel

#because #been #calls #could #die