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Being in the building with Sarah Palin that night is a transformative and oddly unsettling experience. It’s a little like having live cave-level access for the ripping-the-heart-out-with-the-bare-hands scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.


Matt Taibbi


#politics #sarah-palin #united-states #experience

After that, he tried to go upstairs through the broom cupboard, and then the yard. This seemed to puzzle him a little. But finally he discovered the stairs, all except the bottom on, and fell up them on his face. The whole castle shook.


Diana Wynne Jones


#howl #howl-s-moving-castle #humor #magic #sophie-hatter

You know, life fractures us all into little pieces. It harms us, but it's how we glue those fractures back together that make us stronger.


Carrie Jones


#entice #fix #fractures #glue #harm

I'd sell my soul to have you. In my whole life, you'll always be what I wanted most." ~ Hardy Cates


Lisa Kleypas


#liberty-jones #love #sugar-daddy #life

Hardy was every loose-limbed cowboy in warn denim, every pair of blue eyes, every battered pickup, every hot cloudless day." -Liberty


Lisa Kleypas


#liberty-jones #love #sugar-daddy #love

Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?" "Garlic?" What the hell was that? "Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple.


Erin McCarthy


#humor #insults #nicknames #pet-names #tom-jones

We all need to have dreams. The question is, does the dream control you or do you control the dream?


Robin Jones Gunn


#dreams #robin-jones-gunn #surprise-endings #dreams

Dimples crinkle up the skin near his lips. I will not look at his lips. How can he never have used those? That’s a crime against humanity right there.


Carrie Jones


#cute #dimples #need #crime

By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put her sewing away. "I'll make some hot buttered toast," she said. "Is that all you can do in the face of tragedy??" Howl asked. "Make toast!


Diana Wynne Jones


#howl #howl-s-moving-castle #sophie #tragedy

And your life,' Katie said to Christy, 'is turning into a rather predictable romance. Girl meets boy. Boy is a dork for four years. Girl blossoms into a gorgeous woman. Boy finds his brain. Girl turns into starry-eyed mush head.


Robin Jones Gunn


#humor #katie-weldon #movie #robin-jones-gunn #romance






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