#joking

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking. ↗

— Krista Allen

#life #life is too short #little #practical #short

Well, in some ways I had sort of the opposite experience of other people that are sort of dreaming of being in a rock band. I was dreaming of like corporate lunches and just like, and I'm not really joking. Like the whole idea to me was really appealing. ↗

— Carrie Brownstein

#band #being #corporate #dreaming #experience

But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life. ↗

— Placido Domingo

#enough #i #i am #joking #life

I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things. ↗

— Art Garfunkel

#audience #certain #certain things #fun #how

I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I'm there. But when I leave, I just start crying. ↗

— Loretta Lynn

#hospitals #i #i can #joking #just

In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, 'Me? You've got to be joking!' I mean, in junior high, I used to come home and cry because I was so afraid of my math homework. Seriously, I was terrified of math. ↗

— Danica McKellar

#because #college #come #cry #got

Journalists never make it clear when you are joking. ↗

— David Bailey

#joking #journalists #make #never #you

Don’t be too nice to him,” I teased. “He’ll never leave. ↗

— Juliet Blackwell

#funny #joking #kindness #funny

We would make songs, and the producers said we should play it for my dad. I was kind of scared, I didn't know what to think cuz we were just joking around. ↗

— Lil' Romeo

#cuz #dad #i #joking #just

In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking. ↗

— Joe Biden

#cannot #delaware #donuts #go #growth