#jokes

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. ↗

— Criss Jami

#being-yourself #clever #differences #everyone #funny

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. ↗

— Ray Romano

#am #going #i #important #jokes

I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he? ↗

— Ian St. John

#christmas #dance #decorating #digging #does

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it. ↗

— David E. Kelley

#i #jokes #never #really #told

I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day. ↗

— Seann William Scott

#always #bachelor #because #check #clerks

All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us. ↗

— Yahoo Serious

#comedy #films #hold #i #jokes

From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked. ↗

— Tom Stoppard

#back #comic #enjoyed #far #how

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes. ↗

— Wanda Sykes

#behind #confident #first #forward #i

For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies. ↗

— Laurence Sterne

#every #hundred #jokes #ten #you