#jokes

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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.


Bernhard Langer


#cold #crack #games #i #jokes

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.


Olivia Munn


#funny #go #honesty #jokes #most

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.


Dolly Parton


#also #because #blonde #dumb #i

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.


Dolly Parton


#assume #big #big ones #bosoms #breasts

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.


Criss Jami


#being-yourself #clever #differences #everyone #funny

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.


Ray Romano


#am #going #i #important #jokes

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.


Rita Rudner


#i #i love #i think #jokes #love

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.


Arthur Smith


#cent #deserve #funny #funny stuff #jokes

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.


Wanda Sykes


#behind #confident #first #forward #i

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living.


Jamie Foxx


#day #grandma #hard #hard day #her