#jokes

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I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.


Dave Attell


#i #joke #jokes #like #other

I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes.aI'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.


Jensen Ackles


#around #boy #debonair #hot #i

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.


David Antin


#common #damn #dog #doing #even

All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.


Judd Apatow


#about #any #anybody #anything #being

I prefer sayings over jokes.


Robert Ballard


#jokes #over #prefer #sayings

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.


Zac Efron


#blush #girl #her #i #jokes

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.


Mike Epps


#earth #everybody #i #i think #jokes

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.


Mike Epps


#call #come #comedy #dealers #down

I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to be a part of a show where it's mostly about coming up with the jokes.


Sherilyn Fenn


#based #because #circumstance #coming #could

I now have two different audiences. There's the one that has been watching my action films for 20 years, and the American family audience. American jokes, less fighting.


Jackie Chan


#action films #american #american family #audience #audiences