#jokes

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The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it's also terrifying.


Lea Thompson


#doing #exciting #experience #jokes #precision

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.


Friedrich Nietzsche


#humour #jokes #death

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.


Armistead Maupin


#i #included #jokes #little #mysteries

I frowned as my fingers throbbed. “Wait a sec. There’s a chance I can’t work with fire and you let me do that?”“How else am I going to figure out your limitations?” “What the hell!” I pulled my hand free, furious. “That’s not cool, Blake. What’s next? Trying to stop a moving vehicle by standing in front of it, but whoops, I can’t do that and now I’m dead?


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#death-jokes #funny #ssupernatural #training #ya

I have been so very, very fortunate in my life. I've met or been in contact with several of my childhood heroes. I've interacted with people all over this planet, and even though I couldn't possibly hope to remember all their names, I remember a photograph, a poem, a sound, a joke, kind words of encouragement. All is not lost.


Wayne Gerard Trotman


#encouragement #friendship #good-fortune #heroes #interaction

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.


Dave Barry


#humour #jokes #funny

Your mom is so old, she might die soon


A really great comedian


#i-think-i-died-when-i-read-that #jokes #funny

I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.


Tamora Pierce


#jokes #kel #raoul #humor

Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?' 'He is making a joke, no,' Will said. 'But he likes to think he is making a joke, yes.


John Flanagan


#jokes #ranger-s-apprentice #humor

John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”..... ..."Fuck all of you,” John retorted. “You don’t even exist. We’re all just a figment of my cock’s imagination.


David Wong


#hilarity #humour #penises #stupid-boys #imagination