#jokes

When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents! ↗

— Dick Bruna

#child #i #jokes #make #parent

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#i love #joke #jokes #just #listen

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes. ↗

— Adrian Edmondson

#fun #i #jokes #laugh #most

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. ↗

— Drew Carey

#care #i #jokes #kid

Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo] That’s easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola] A bud of amusement had her smiling. Knock, knock. [Koldo] Who’s there? [Nicola] Donut. Donut who? Donut run from me, puny girl. ↗

— Gena Showalter

#beauty

Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure. ↗

— Nick Clooney

#completely #dishes #endure #friends #historical

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around. ↗

— David Cross

#around #competitive #everyone #friendly #hanging

You can't just yell jokes at people. ↗

— David Cross

#just #people #yell #you

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before. ↗

— Frank Dane

#heard #including #jokes #laughs #ones

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation. ↗

— Larry David

#generally #jokes #life #particular #people