#jokes

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The shouting and opinion and jokes don't exist if there isn't first a story.


Jim Lehrer


#first #jokes #opinion #shouting #story

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.


George Mikes


#better #even #jokes #least #longest

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.


Steven Moffat


#happy #how #humour #i #i think

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.


Dylan Moran


#elastic #jokes #making #realism #surreal

My husband jokes that I'll invite people over for dinner and he won't know who they are or where I met them. But in my work world, I've never really been tempted to tell too much of my story.


Carrie-Anne Moss


#dinner #husband #i #invite #jokes

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.


Olivia Munn


#funny #go #honesty #jokes #most

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.


Emo Philips


#comics #copy #duplicate #head #heads

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.


Mo Rocca


#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.


Will Rogers


#facts #government #i #jokes #just

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.


Mark Russell


#both #both sides #funny #i #i do