#jokes

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Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.


Frank Muir


#grin #humor #inflicting #jokes #masculine

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.


Olivia Munn


#funny #go #honesty #jokes #most

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.


Judd Nelson


#almost #anything #anywhere #being #especially

I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh.


Marlo Thomas


#bob #bob hope #burns #caesar #case

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.


Dolly Parton


#also #because #blonde #dumb #i

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.


Dolly Parton


#assume #big #big ones #bosoms #breasts

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.


Simon Pegg


#big #big things #film #get #jokes

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.


Emo Philips


#comics #copy #duplicate #head #heads

But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.


Parker Posey


#be real #comedians #doing #fun #go

I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.


Paula Poundstone


#before #crowd #favorite #i #jokes