#jokes

Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick. ↗

— Jeff Dunham

#character #college #dummy #first #happen

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance. ↗

— Fred Durst

#fart #i #jokes #just #laugh

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. ↗

— Louis C.K.

#comedian #comedy #family #fuck-it #funny

Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#crazy #efron #goofy #jokes #just

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. ↗

— Carrot Top

#fitting in #jokes #laugh #making #people

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#funny #jokes #me #these

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power. ↗

— Alice Walker

#american people #i #jokes #people #power

Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes. ↗

— Rob Walton

#drama #i #i write #jokes #just

It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour. ↗

— Keenen Ivory Wayans

#give #gross #humour #jokes #lots

It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes. ↗

— Billy West

#celestial #could #everybody #had #jokes