#jokes

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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.


Carrot Top


#fitting in #jokes #laugh #making #people

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.


Mitch Hedberg


#funny #jokes #me #these

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.


Alice Walker


#american people #i #jokes #people #power

Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.


Rob Walton


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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.


Keenen Ivory Wayans


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It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes.


Billy West


#celestial #could #everybody #had #jokes

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.


Ron White


#because #done #first #i #jokes

Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.


Carey Williams


#change #daughter #farmer #jokes #now

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.


Ludwig Wittgenstein


#could #entirely #good #jokes #philosophical

I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.


Bob Woodward


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