#joker

[He]... watches the Joker rising from his wheelchair, the way a rabbit watches car headlights bearing down, unable to move a single, spotlit muscle. The madman's limbs appear to unlatch as though some psychotic god has chosen to give life to a complicated Swiss Army knife. The Joker's head rotates... the green lasers of his eyes target the keys at the big man's belt, and he shakes his head. ↗

— Grant Morrison

#joker #life

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker... I can be romantic, but not too sickly. ↗

— Louis Tomlinson

#boyfriend #i #i can #joker #loyal

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#joker #line #practical #traveling #work

I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top and leg warmers, I get a little upset. ↗

— Richard Simmons

#airport #every #every time #get #i

I dont just randomly kill people.....I kill people when its funny ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#funny

I became amazed at how much my men would tolerate if someone just took the time to explain the why of it all to them. ↗

— Donovan Campbell

#joker-one #marines #courage