#joke

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I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.


Santosh Kalwar


#inspirational #joke #love #romance #smile

Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly...


Saket Assertive


#reality #truth-inspirational #inspirational

Can anything be more disgusting than to hear people called 'educated' making small jokes about eating ham, and showing themselves empty of any real knowledge as to the relation of their own social and religious life to the history of the people they think themselves witty in insulting? [...] The best thing that can be said of it is, that it is a sign of the intellectual narrowness—in plain English, the stupidity which is still the average mark of our culture.


George Eliot


#bigotry #harriet-beecher-stowe #jokes #stupidity #education

In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke my friends. The soul is the punch line.


Tom Robbins


#life #imagination

If life is a joke, let us play it.


Santosh Kalwar


#life #life

If life a joke then I’m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I’m bout the bun.


Mac Miller


#joke #life #life

[He]... watches the Joker rising from his wheelchair, the way a rabbit watches car headlights bearing down, unable to move a single, spotlit muscle. The madman's limbs appear to unlatch as though some psychotic god has chosen to give life to a complicated Swiss Army knife. The Joker's head rotates... the green lasers of his eyes target the keys at the big man's belt, and he shakes his head.


Grant Morrison


#joker #life

Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.


Lorrie Moore


#jokes #life #life

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!


Diana Rowland


#vaginal-fantasy #zombies #life

Life is a bloody joke that can only be repaid with another joke


Alvaro do Carvalhal


#joke #life #life