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Real MEN don't need a woman covering for him because a Real MAN IS a woman's covering!


Sanjo Jendayi


#covering #deserie-johnson #man #men #real

Maybe you've never fallen into a frozen stream. Here's what happens. 1. It is cold. So cold that the Department of Temperature Acknowledgment and Regulation in you brain gets the readings and says, "I can't deal with this. I'm out of here." It puts up the OUT TO LUNCH sign and passes all responsibility to the... 2. Department of Pain and the Processing Thereof, which gets all this gobbledygook from the temperature department that it can't understand. "This is so not our job," it says. So it just starts hitting random buttons, filling you with strange and unpleasant sensations, and calls the... 3. Office of Confusion and Panic, where there is always someone ready to hop on the phone the moment it rings. This office is at least willing to take some action. The Office of Confusion and Panic loves hitting buttons.


Maureen Johnson


#maureen-johnson #the-jubilee-express #love

Maureen clapped her hands together. "Oh," she said in her elfin little voice. "It's pretty." "Pretty?" Simon looked quickly at the hunched shape on top of the concrete block. "Maureen, what the hell-


Cassandra Clare


#sebastian-morgenstern #simon-lewis #city-of-fallen-angels

Bud Johnson, God rest his soul of fame, a tenor saxophonist. Bud was always a big, big, big booster of mine and he always when I first met Bud in Pittsburgh when he came through there, he heard me sing and he wanted me to come to Chicago.


Billy Eckstine


#big #booster #bud #came #chicago

I would like to wish the England squad every success. I would also very much like to extend those wishes to Martin Johnson, Brian Smith, Mike Ford, John Wells, Graham Rowntree and the rest of the England 2011 World Cup management team who have been fantastic and deserve people to know that.


Jonny Wilkinson


#been #brian #cup #deserve #england

I grew up listening to spiritual music, Blind Willie Johnson and folk.


Ben Harper


#folk #grew #i #johnson #listening

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.


Phil Hartman


#career #career choice #choice #considered #could

They can't have Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling lose a game.


Keith Hernandez


#johnson #lose #randy

Everyone believed the Senate could not really be led. It used to take so long to rise up through seniority. In two years Lyndon Johnson is assistant leader of his party. In four years he is the leader of his party.


Robert Caro


#believed #could #everyone #four #his

Condoleezza Rice, the national security adviser, is right there... she's in town because her father was at Johnson Smith College... and she was delivering a speech there.


Al Michaels


#because #college #condoleezza #condoleezza rice #delivering






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