#jocelyn

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #jocelyn-fray #simon-lewis #humor

You want to hit the gym with me?" Ellie wrinkled her button nose. "Gym? Me?" I eyed her skinny self. "You mean you're naturally that gorgeous?" She laughed, flushing a little. "I have good genes." "Yeah, well I have to work-out to fit into mine. ↗

— Samantha Young

#nature

He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James ↗

— Marthe Jocelyn

#marthe-jocelyn #funny

He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd ↗

— Marthe Jocelyn

#funny #james #marthe-jocelyn #funny