#joan

Joan Crawford is a movie queen. I had never met one before. I know now what I don't want to be. ↗

— Mercedes McCambridge

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#crawford #had #i #joan #joan crawford

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. ↗

— Dennis Miller

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#carrot #carrot top #dress #edge #get

I'm not trying to be the next Joan Rivers. ↗

— Isaac Mizrahi

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#joan #next #rivers #trying