#jerk

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I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.


Rachel Perry


#chest #hair #him #his #i

The necklace was a good excuse," he murmured. "For what?" "I thought maybe I could go to Charleston and show up at your front door to give this back and maybe… you might let me in. Or something. I was worried that another male would court you, so I've been trying to go as fast as I could. I mean, I figured maybe if I could read, and if I took a little better care of myself, and if I tried to stop being such a mean-ass motherfucker…" He shook his head. "But don't misunderstand. It's not like I expected you to be happy to see me. I was just… you know, hoping… coffee. Tea. Chance to talk. Or some shit. Friends, maybe. Except if you had a male, he wouldn't allow that. So, yeah, that's why I've been hurrying." His yellow eyes lifted to hers. He was wincing, as if he were afraid of what might be showing on her face. "Friends?" she said. "Yeah… I mean, I wouldn't disgrace you by asking for more than that. I know that you regret… Anyway, I just couldn't let you go without… Yeah, so… friends.


J.R. Ward


#sweet #tear-jerker #romantic

If you fall in love with jerk, don't you just reject him. He may reveal the jerk part of you which concealed.


Toba Beta


#fall-in-love #jerk #reject #reveal #love

If someday you should ever think of me and miss me, know in your heart that I'd want you to find me once again. No matter how distant in time or space... FIND ME.


Sebastian Cole


#fiction #love #love-story #romance #tearjerker

I Promise," Shane said. "You'd better, jerkface," Eve said. "How's the head?" "Taped. It's fine, chicks dig scars. Wait, did you just call me jerkface? Are we back in grade school?" "I love you," Eve said. He closed his moth, fast, because obviously that was not what he'd expected. "I, uh, okay, love you too. Can we stop that? It's uncomfortable." "Jerkface." "Much better.


Rachel Caine


#jerkface #shane-collins #love

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.


Gary Ackerman


#burns #democracy #flag #freedom #jerk

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.


Bill Watterson


#jerks #science #humor

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.


Jean Rhys


#arrives #jerks #more #often #quickly

Hemingway was a jerk.


Harold Robbins


#jerk

I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.


Jarod Kintz


#beautiful-girl #funny #guy #humor #jerk