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A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?


Cassandra Clare


#diary #humor #jace-wayland #sarcasm #humor

Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. "You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?


Cassandra Clare


#jace #humor

I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.


Cassandra Clare


#jace #mortal-instruments #simon #humor

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-and-jace #humor #jace #jace-and-clary #love

It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #sarcasm #humor

Aren’t they supposed to be hiring someone else to train me full-time anyway?” “Yes,” he said, getting up and pulling her to her feet along with him,“ and I’m worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you’ll wind up making out with him, too.” “ Don’t be sexist. They could find me a female instructor.” “In that case you have my permission to make out with her, as long as I can watch.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood #humor

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.


Cassandra Clare


#jace #sarcasm #imagination

Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do,


Cassandra Clare


#life

Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?' Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.


Cassandra Clare


#jace #love

The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he'd learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #love






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