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He'll be coming and going" he had said. "One day you'll see him and another you won't. He doesn't like being tied down--and of course he has other countries to attend to. It's quite all right. He'll often drop in. Only you mustn't press him. He's wild, you know. Not like a tame lion.


C.S. Lewis


#lion #witches

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact, it's the other way around.


Terry Pratchett


#witches

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.


Terry Pratchett


#witches

I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning over the stove. "Quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet, eh?" he said, leering at Pierce, who was now rinsing out the percolator. "Is it working? I'd be curious to know. I'd buy her a cake or something.


Kim Harrison


#witches

She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word.


Diana Wynne Jones


#witches

Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry's and Ron's were the size of dragon eggs, and full of home-made toffee. Hermione's, however, was smaller than a chicken's egg. Her face fell when she saw it. "Your mum doesn't read Witch's Weekly, by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly. "Yeah," said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. "Gets it for the recipes." Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #ron-weasley #sad #witches

I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed.


Patricia Briggs


#fae #mercy-thompson #urban-fantasy #vampires #werewolves

What do you mean?” Leslie’s voice was cool, as if she questioned witches who were flat on their backs being threatened by werewolves every day.


Patricia Briggs


#charles-cornick #humor #interrogation #leslie #werewolves

I will keep my bulk. All of it, if ye dinna mind. I will have need of it, thank ye." Derrick to Samantha.


Billi Jean


#werewolves-paranormal-romance #witches #werewolves

If you’re not good, I’ll burn your—” “Yeah, I know.” MeShack strolled to his bedroom. “You’ll burn my balls off.


Kenya Wright


#shapeshifters #trolls #urban-fantasy-romance #vampires #witches






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