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#itches

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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.


Alice Roosevelt Longworth


#empty #fill #full #i #itches

I study pitchers. I visualize pitches. That gives me a better chance every time I step into the box. That doesn't mean I'm going to get a hit every game, but that's one of the reasons I've come a long way as a hitter.


Mark McGwire


#better chance #box #chance #come #every

And oh, how she pitched herself into things. She would draw pictures all day long for weeks on end, then throw out the pencils and never draw another thing. Then it was embroidery with her, she had to learn it, and she'd make the most beautiful thing, fussing at herself for the least little mistake, then throw down the needles and be done with that forevermore. I never saw a child so changeable. It was as though she was looking for something to which she could give herself, and she never found it. Least ways not while she was a little girl.


Anne Rice


#women #beauty

Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't take a skunk and dip it in perfume and hope it becomes a puppy. Eventually, the perfume will wear off and you'll still have a skunk on your hands.


Sherry Argov


#self-respect #why-men-love-bitches #change

Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.


Kenya Wright


#fire-baptized #humor #kenya-wright #sex-change #witch-doctor

Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that. "Hey there, bitches!" I called as I came through the door. "What are my favorite bitches up to today?


Molly Harper


#bitches #humor #vampires #werewolf #werewolves

When the power falls on me, it buzzes in the warm, dark spaces of my skull. It stings like nettles at the tips of my fingers. The power is a fever I have felt since early childhood, a heat in the blood that leaves me flushed and unsteady, dreaming in daylight.


Victoria Lamb


#paranormal-romance #witches #witchstruck #dreams

Me & my fellow fairies are running away from a huge monster that keeps destroying our home land,sobbed Farina. The monster is terribly scary,has huge jaws, creates clouds of smoke & makes loads of noise everywhere it goes.


Magda M. Olchawska


#children-books #fairies #illustrated-books #kids #kids-books

Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.


Terry Pratchett


#wisdom #witches #humor

Woman! Come out! I have—" She looked down at the bloodless grass, embarrassed. "I have come to rescue you," she finally said, as if admitting that she were covered in boils.


Catherynne M. Valente


#rescuing #witches #humor






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