#irony

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I quote others only to better express myself.


Michel de Montaigne


#irony #truth #humor

It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.” “Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.” “There you go, you got it.” “Got what?” “Sarcasm.” “No, I meant it.” “Sure you did.” “Is that sarcasm?” “Irony, I think.” “What’s the difference?” “I haven’t the slightest idea.” “So you’re being ironic now, right?” “No, I really don’t know.” “Maybe you should ask the idiot.” “Now you’ve got it.” “What?” “Sarcasm.


Christopher Moore


#irony #sarcasm #humor

It would be dreadfully ironic, I mused, if once I earned a soul, I forgot everything about being fey, including all my memories of her. That sort of ending seemed appropriately tragic; the smitten fey creature becomes human but forgets why he wanted to in the first place. Old fairy tales loved that sort of irony.


Julie Kagawa


#folklore #irony #memory-loss #soul #love

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.


Terry Pratchett


#funny #humor #humorous #irony #satire

Do not pollute my perfectly acceptable figurative speech with irrelevant facts!


Courtney Milan


#irony #humor

Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.


Kevin Hearne


#irony #understatements #humor

This was a vagrant of sixty-five, who was going to prison for not playing the flute; or, in other words, for begging in the streets, and doing noting for his livelihood. In the next cell, was another man, who was going to the same prison for hawking tin saucepans without a licence; thereby doing something for his living, in defiance of the Stamp-office.


Charles Dickens


#irony #humor

You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.


B.J. Neblett


#irony #laughter #sarcasm #satirical #humor

What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien.


Patricia Briggs


#irony #racism #tolkien #werewolves #humor

The smell was like chocolate and cookies and biscuits and gravy and everything else that was delicious. It damn near drove me crazy every time I had to touch one. I’d been fighting the cravings the way I’d never fought the urge to take drugs or get drunk.


Diana Rowland


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