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#irony

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You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?" "Only a man would think of that. It's our job," said Moist. "If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someone else will.


Terry Pratchett


#funny #humor #irony #men #weapons

One could mention many loveable traits in Smee. For instance, after killing, it was his spectacles he wiped instead of his weapon.


J.M. Barrie


#humor #irony #j-m-barrie #killing #neverland

So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.


Jennifer Bosworth


#energy #funny #irony #lightning #sarcasm

Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few years later, the Pilgrims were shooting Indians. So I'm never quite sure why we eat Turkey like everybody else. (101)


Sherman Alexie


#indian #irony #pilgram #thanksgiving #funny

... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#dark-humor #ego #egotism #egotist #funny

But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's.


Kate Morton


#irony #technology #television #theatres #funny

[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST! And that thought just cracked me up.] It was like my friends had walked over the backs of baby seals in order to get to the beach where they could protest against the slaughter of baby seals.


Sherman Alexie


#dark-humor #funny #irony #misguided-protest #protest

Hell's bells, irony blows.


Jim Butcher


#humor #irony #humor

Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna out of the backseat and stick her in the trunk." Shanna halted. Her mouth dropped open. Her throat seized up, making it hard to breathe. I don't care how much crap you have in the trunk. We're not driving around with a naked body in the car." Oh no! She gasped for air. He was a hit man.


Kerrelyn Sparks


#irony #humor

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.


The Kinks


#irony #life-lessons #popular-culture #rock-music #wit






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