#irony

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A modern philosopher who has never once suspected himself of being a charlatan must be such a shallow mind that his work is probably not worth reading.


Leszek Kołakowski


#doubt #irony #modernity #philosophy #self-criticism

The man might have died in a fit; but then the jewels are missing," mused the Inspector, "Ha! I have a theory. These flashes come upon me at times... What do you think of this, Holmes? Sholto was, on his own confession, with his brother last night. The brother died in a fit, on which Sholto walked off the treasure! How's that?" "On which the dead man very considerately got up and locked the door on the inside," said Holmes.


Arthur Conan Doyle


#irony #murder #mystery #sherlock #sherlock-holmes

Nobody steals books but your friends.


Roger Zelazny


#friendship #inspirational #irony #stealing #friendship

You know, Bob, school is school, one of those life experiences we kids all have to get through in order to become you. Then we wonder what all the fuss was about, especially while we're cleaning up your little messes: toxic waste, war, bank bailouts. Honestly, if we ran up debt the way you guys do? You'd ground us, take away our cells, and make us clean toilets with a toothbrush until we'd pay back every penny.


Ilsa J. Bick


#experience

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.


Edgar Allan Poe


#fool #humor #self-confidence #self-irony #faith

Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late.


Bryan Davis


#blunt #comical #funny #harsh #irony

What is all this? Get him out of here, devil take me!” And that one, imagine, smiles and says: “Devil take you? That, in fact, can be done!” And—bang!


Mikhail Bulgakov


#devil #irony #imagination

He led them around the base of a great fallen tree whose exposed roots resembled more than anything else a huge broom - a broom that would have fired the imagination of Rachel the Dragon toward heroic, legendary feats of sweeping.


Tad Williams


#irony #imagination

You can put anything into words, except your own life


Max Frisch


#meaning #life

She upset Billy simply by being his mother. She made him feel embarrased and ungrateful and weak because she had gone to so much trouble to give him life, and to keep that life going, and Billy didn't really like life at all.


Kurt Vonnegut


#irony #life #life