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Skype is a wonderful thing. The irony is that you never Skype when you're in the same country as someone.


Richard Fleeshman


#irony #never #same #skype #someone

I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing as an album is a wonderful piece of work. The cover. Everything about it. It's got humor, great songs, irony.


Roger Daltrey


#album #cover #everything #got #great

The accident was a horrible thing - but that horrible thing made Chris, at the end of his life, Superman. It's a happy irony if there is such a thing. I'm proud to have known him.


Morgan Freeman


#chris #end #happy #him #his

A tragic irony of life is that we so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away.


Ellen Glasgow


#after #away #chief #financial #independence

During voir dire, the interviews for jury selection, each person is asked under oath about their experience with the criminal justice system, as defendant or victim, but usually not even the most elementary effort is made to corroborate those claims. One ADA [Associate District Attorney] told me about inheriting a murder case, after the first jury deadlocked. He checked the raps for the jurors and found that four had criminal records. None of those jurors were prosecuted. Nor was it policy to prosecute defense witnesses who were demonstrably lying--by providing false alibis, for example--because, as another ADA told me, if they win the case, they don't bother, and if they lose, "it looks like sour grapes." A cop told me about a brawl at court one day, when he saw court officers tackle a man who tried to escape from the Grand Jury. An undercover was testifying about a buy when the juror recognized him as someone he had sold to. Another cop told me about locking up a woman for buying crack, who begged for a Desk Appearance Ticket, because she had to get back to court, for jury duty--she was the forewoman on a Narcotics case, of course. The worst part about these stories is that when I told them to various ADAs, none were at all surprised; most of those I'd worked with I respected, but the institutionalized expectations were abysmal. They were too used to losing and it showed in how they played the game.


Edward Conlon


#district-attorney #irony #jurors #jury-duty #pathetic

It could draw from a greater reservoir of freedom. The irony could develop an even greater ease.


Elfriede Jelinek


#develop #draw #ease #even #freedom

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.


Al Yankovic


#course #i #irony #lasted #longer

The problem is that once the rules of art are debunked, and once the unpleasant realities the irony diagnoses are revealed and diagnosed, "then" what do we do?


David Foster Wallace


#diagnosed #irony #once #problem #realities

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates.


David Foster Wallace


#above #apart #flaws #gets #great

These are the best things I've ever had in my mouth!


Mora Early


#food #funny #irony #food






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