#iron

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Hell's bells, irony blows.


Jim Butcher


#humor #irony #humor

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking. "More or less," Arriane said


Lauren Kate


#fallen #fallen-angels #humor #ironic #sarcasm

Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna out of the backseat and stick her in the trunk." Shanna halted. Her mouth dropped open. Her throat seized up, making it hard to breathe. I don't care how much crap you have in the trunk. We're not driving around with a naked body in the car." Oh no! She gasped for air. He was a hit man.


Kerrelyn Sparks


#irony #humor

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.


The Kinks


#irony #life-lessons #popular-culture #rock-music #wit

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.


Mark Twain


#humor #irony #language #humor

Because you have no survival instinct, Grace. You're like a tank, you just chug along< thinking nothing can stop you, until you meet up with a bigger tank. Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history?" mom seemed to warm her theory. " he couldhave a psychotic break. I read that people get those when they're twenty-eight. he could be almost normal and then suddenly go slasher. I mean, you know I've never told you what to do with your life before now. But what if-I told you not to see him?" I hadn't been expecting that. My voice was brittle. "I would say that by virtue of your not acting parental up to this point, you've relinquished your abiblity to wield any power now. Sam and I are together. It's not an option." Mom threw her hands up as if trying to stop the Grace-tank from running over her. "Okay. Fine. Just be careful, okay? Whatever. I'm going to get a drink." And just like that her parental engergies were expendede.


Maggie Stiefvater


#life

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?" (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207)


Christopher Paolini


#humor #ironic #random #humor

Objection, evasion, joyous distrust, and love of irony are signs of health; everything absolute belongs to pathology.


Friedrich Nietzsche


#absolution #agnosticism #distrust #evasion #health

I quote others only to better express myself.


Michel de Montaigne


#irony #truth #humor

I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to school for Career Day.


Rick Riordan


#embarrassment #humor #kronos #humor