#ira

It’s true most superheroes have funny names. But they have to come up with these names by themselves. Think about how hard it is. Try it, right now; boil down your personality and abilities to a single phrase or image. If you can do that, you’re probably a superhero already. ↗

— Andrew Kaufman

#funny

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #conspiracy #funny

Funny how people don't really see each other. Men and women. They invent each other in their minds and then they see what they invent.They don't really see each other. Now she was in love with him and she didn't even know his real name, didn't know anything real about him. ↗

— Andrew Klavan

#love #truthful-in-every-way #funny

Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It's just a matter of where you're standing. ↗

— Charlie Fletcher

#funny

A bruise is a lesson...and each lesson makes us better. ↗

— George R.R. Martin

#obstacles #trying #inspirational

You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone you're not. ↗

— Chris Colfer

#inspirational

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#kira #mencheres #myth #vampires #humor

When you’re busy, avoid taking the quickest action. Instead make the extra effort to truly serve the customer. ↗

— Marilyn Suttle

#customer-service #inspirational #self-improvement #success #business

I NAME THIS LAND TOMORROW, FOR IT SHALL LAST FOREVERMORE! ↗

— Cressida Cowell

#land #inspirational

If the world allows the people of Darfur to be removed forever from their land and their way of life, then genocide will happen elsewhere because it will be seen as something that works. It must not be allowed to work. The people of Darfur need to go home now. I write this for them, and for that day, ... and for those still living who might yet have beautiful lives on the earth. ↗

— Daoud Hari

#inspirational-quotes #writing #beauty