#ira

Chance wore a white tuxedo with tails. On anyone else? Doopy. On him? Yes, please. ↗

— Kathy Reichs

#virals #humor

if you follow all the rules, you will miss all the fun ↗

— Katherine Hepburn

#inspirational #humor

But there are things I want to do before I die, a whole list that I know I probably won't get to, but I'm sure as hell going to try. ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#life #humor

He is such a dork. It's sort of endearing. ↗

— Hannah Harrington

#inspirational #humor

Watch very closely as the magical angel and I are swallowed by the rainbow twister, and left stranded on the glitter way. ↗

— Lady Gaga

#strange #humor

If I take a tumble, I'll mae quite a splash, but at least I won't smash against the deck and make a mess. Still be dead, though. ↗

— L.A. Meyer

#mary-jacky-faber #pirates #humor

If I had fifty-three minutes to spend as I liked, I should walk at my leisure toward a spring of fresh water. ↗

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

#inspirational

Be yourself. Don't take anyone's shit and never let them get you alive. ↗

— Gerard Way

#musician #inspirational

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something. ↗

— Jake the dog Adventure Time

#humor

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional. ↗

— Heather Brewer

#humor #inspirational #optimistic #humor