#ira

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story. ↗

— Barney Stinson

#happiness #humor #inspirational #sadness #humor

The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment. ↗

— Lev Grossman

#humor

I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess. ↗

— Cassandra Duffy

#humor

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. ↗

— Leo Rosten

#inspirational #life #humor

If I take a tumble, I'll mae quite a splash, but at least I won't smash against the deck and make a mess. Still be dead, though. ↗

— L.A. Meyer

#mary-jacky-faber #pirates #humor

If I had fifty-three minutes to spend as I liked, I should walk at my leisure toward a spring of fresh water. ↗

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

#inspirational

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you ↗

— Charlie Brown

#inspirational #humor

Here's your first problem," he said, pointing at a sentence. "'Religion is the opium of the people.' Well, I don't know about people, but I think you'll find that the opium of pirates is actual opium. ↗

— Gideon Defoe

#humor #karl-marx #opium #pirates #humor

Begin the fun, the fun's begun. One for all, and all for one. ↗

— Laura Chester

#inspirational #humor

I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me. ↗

— Sonia Rumzi

#cooking #husband #inspirational