#invited

I just don't get invited to the same dinner parties I used to like to go to. ↗

— Ron Silver

#dinner parties #get #go #i #invited

I did well as an actor in Australia, and then Paramount invited me over... to have a look at me. ↗

— Rod Taylor

#australia #did #i #invited #look

I put off writing the first Left Behind book for a year because I got invited to assist Billy Graham in his memoirs, and had we known what we were putting off for a year, we might not have put it off. ↗

— Jerry B. Jenkins

#because #behind #billy #billy graham #book

I'm always happy to have the President visit North Carolina. Unfortunately, the citizens of North Carolina who could be most adversely affected by the President's plan have not been invited to the discussion. ↗

— Mel Watt

#affected #always #been #carolina #citizens

I'm not invited. I'm not on the A list, haven't been on it in 20 years and my feet have never trod its red fluffy carpets. ↗

— Nick Mancuso

#feet #fluffy #haven #i #invited

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings. ↗

— Sinead O'Connor

#always #casual #complain #i #invited

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#celebrated #enormous #everyone #feast #had

If he invited you out, he's got to pay. ↗

— Beyonce Knowles

#invited #out #pay #you

But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings. ↗

— Ted Lindsay

#alumni #four #funny #funny thing #happened

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#always #better #chinese #chinese food #comes