#intentional

I never say a funny thing intentionally. ↗

— Jayne Meadows

#funny thing #i #intentionally #never #say

I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free. ↗

— Angelina Jolie

#believe #completely #free #guilt #hurt

Well, I love Pink Floyd, so I wouldn't be offended by it. I only intentionally robbed them three or four times. ↗

— Josh Silver

#four #i #i love #intentionally #love

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice. ↗

— Casey Stengel

#dangerous #during #even #got #hitter

If there was no intentional walks, the guy would just walk him anyway, unintentionally intentionally walk him. You see a lot more of that than what meets the eye. ↗

— George Brett

#eye #guy #him #intentional #intentionally

Atlas smirked. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#paraphrased #unintentional-humor #humor

I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. ↗

— Tara Gilesbie

#my-immortal #unintentionally-funny #funny

To me, the word wisdom means ancient knowledge. It’s the kind of knowledge you not only see but feel when you look into the eyes of an elephant or stop for a moment to marvel at the deep wrinkles on its skin, both of which I believe contain the truths learned from each intentional step their feet and those of their ancestors have placed upon the earth. ↗

— Molly Friedenfeld

#earth #elephant #eyes #feet #inspiration

Let me tell you something, I have never stated this, but you idiots refer to me as some moroon, I have a aster and a lwa degree. I simply cannot take the bar because of my stupid past in my 20’s. You people do not want to go up against m on education because most of you will lose badly. ↗

— Larry Sinclair

#education

...and often Lisa thought bitterly of the ideas she had held on "college life" before coming to Denton, ideas and images culled from a hundred magazine stories and as many movies. Where were the convertibles, the secret bottles of liquor, the gay young men and their wild girl friends? ↗

— Grace Metalious

#semantics #unintentional-humor #men