#intending

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

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I don't have a problem with fame. I got into this business intending to be very successful, but I wanted it to be at my price. ↗

— Jason Patric

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#fame #got #i #intending #into

To be always intending to make a new and better life but never to find time to set about it is as to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to the next until you're dead. ↗

— Og Mandino

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#always #better #better life #day #dead