#insult

Sidekick? Fuck you, porky. ↗

— Julie James

#insults #name-calling #humor

You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#kneebiter-in-u-s #life

Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?" "Garlic?" What the hell was that? "Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple. ↗

— Erin McCarthy

#humor #insults #nicknames #pet-names #tom-jones

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#insults #people

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." — George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill) "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one." — Churchill's response ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#play

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ↗

— Mark Twain

#simile #insult

It is amazing what one ray of sunshine can do for a man! ↗

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#insult

Nor had she missed when they zigzagged between levels, even though the building was a standard grid of hallways and stairwells. As if she'd lose her bearings that easily. She might have been insulted if he wasn't trying so hard. ↗

— Sarah J. Maas

#throne-of-glass #insult

Don't fool yourself, my dear. You're much worse than a bitch. You're a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable. ↗

— Ayn Rand

#saints #insult

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ↗

— Mae West

#insult