#insult

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in's own house. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#insult #humor

Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which I witnessed this event had a deleterious effect on my psyche for which I am still seeking the attention of a therapist. A.C. Kemp as Lady Arabella Snark ↗

— A.C. Kemp

#insult #snark #humor

Sidekick? Fuck you, porky. ↗

— Julie James

#insults #name-calling #humor

In my normal world, cars do not go off the road and explode. Please, do not insult my intelligence. ↗

— K.J. Cales

#insult #intelligence #normal #road #intelligence

When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended because it’s an insult to my jealousy. 
 ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#insult #jealousy #jealousy

You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#kneebiter-in-u-s #life

There's love and everybody talks about it, but not all of us come close to it - or, if we do, it's not in the expected way. ↗

— Rupert Thomson

#rupert-thomson #the-insult #love

I remembered that Johnson had declared portrait painting to be an improper employment for a woman. “Public practice of any art and staring in men’s faces is very indelicate in a female,” he had said. Well I’d seen Dr. Johnson’s face in the book’s frontispiece and I couldn’t imagine anyone male or female wanting to stare into it for any length of time —the man was an absolute toad. ↗

— Alan Bradley

#insulting #lol #art

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ↗

— Mark Twain

#simile #insult

For a long time, I thought I was ugly and disfigured. This made me shy and timid, and I often reacted to insults that were not intended. ↗

— Alice Walker

#insults #intended #long #long time #made