#insult

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #insult




He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly." The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?" "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.


Derek Landy


#humor #humorous #insults #random #what-the-hell

You, you insolent brazen bitch—you really dare to shake that monstrous spear in Father’s face?


Homer


#family #greece #insult #family

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.


Gilbert K. Chesterton


#cook #dinner #insult #music #violinist

Save your skin from the corrosive acids from the mouths of toxic people. Someone who just helped you to speak evil about another person can later help another person to speak evil about you.


Israelmore Ayivor


#bad #corrosive #destroyers #destruction #detractors

Free your life from the fangs of gossips by not associating yourself with them. Anyone who helps you to gossip about someone can also help someone to gossip about you.


Israelmore Ayivor


#bad-talks #deceive #disgrace #evil-talk #friends

You're so far off base this time you can't even see the base!


Eileen Wilks


#insult #humor

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in's own house.


William Shakespeare


#insult #humor

Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which I witnessed this event had a deleterious effect on my psyche for which I am still seeking the attention of a therapist. A.C. Kemp as Lady Arabella Snark


A.C. Kemp


#insult #snark #humor

Look, I'm very sorry for any wrong I've committed, intentionally or accidentally, against any member of your pack or kennel or whatnot. I mean that truly and sincerely, from the very core of my being. But I'm tired. Please imagine what it's like to be raised from the dead by a deranged vampire-motorcyle-gang-religious cult, only to be dragged across the country in a van driven by your ex-lover and fledgling who hates you and no longer sympathizes with the human need for waste elimination. I have neither the energy nor the inclination to write a ten page statement officially apologizing for the evils of my past, and if you expect me to, kindly throw yourself beneath the wheels of a moving train.


Jennifer Armintrout (Cyrus to Bella)


#humor #insults #humor

I'm going to insult a whole industry here, but it seems like TV is for people who can't do film. I'm not talking about actresses; I'm talking about lighting people. Lighting on TV is just so... it's sinful, it really is.


Kevyn Aucoin


#film #going #here #i #industry