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To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #the-mortal-instruments #love

I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.' 'Simon. My name is Simon.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #magnus-bane #simon-lewis #the-mortal-instruments #magnus-bane

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #fat #humor #jace #mortal-instruments

The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door. Jordan got there first. He grabbed for the coatrack that stood by the door, ripped the coats off it, and flung the door wide, the rack held aboe his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?" Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #coatrack #coats #funny #humor

She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" "Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ...


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #funny #humor #isabelle-lightwood #simon-lewis

Yes...and I'm worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you'll wind up making out with him too." "Don't be sexist. They could find me a female instructor." "In that case, you have my permission to make out with her as long as I can watch.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-and-jace #humor #mrotal-instruments #romantic #humor

Hotter than me? --Jace


Cassandra Clare


#jace-humor #mortal-instruments #humor

Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her. His nails were black crescents. "Filthy inside and out.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #humor #jace #mortal-instruments #humor

You know, the media and politicians are always gonna be in a bit of tension with one another and probably most of the time that's healthy and indeed even creative. But it's where - it's really when news organisations are used as kind of instruments of politics that it gets tricky.


Tony Blair


#another #bit #creative #even #gets

I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of almost stand-up comedy material. Just the juxtaposition of the different styles in itself sometimes is funny. Like, I do sort of an acoustic version of 'Purple Haze' that has some bluegrass licks in it.


Eugene Chadbourne


#almost #bluegrass #comedy #different #different styles






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