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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.


Alexei Sayle


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It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

People aren't universally heroic.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

The Roswell incident, for instance, had over three hundred witnesses - some describing the bodies, some the craft, some the military procedures. Were they all perpetuating their own lives in a myth?


Dwight Schultz


#craft #describing #had #hundred #incident

I respect people who feel things passionately. I do. But when someone is a judge, that is not what they should bring to the bench. It is not really passion, except in rare instances, that serves the bench well. It is, rather, an ability to understand the law and follow it.


Charles Schumer


#bench #bring #except #feel #follow






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