Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#instance

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #instance




If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

People aren't universally heroic.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It is instructive, for instance, to trace the computer industry's decline in vision, idealism, creativity, romance and sheer fun as it becomes more and more important and prosperous.


Robert Shea


#computer #creativity #decline #fun #idealism






back to top