#inspirationa

Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself. ↗

— Jon Acuff

#christians #funny #inspirational #spiritual-growth #funny

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. ↗

— Sandra Chami Kassis

#life #philosophy #quotes #truth #wisdom-inspirational

To achieve anything, you must be prepared to dabble on the boundary of disaster. ↗

— Stirling Moss

#motivational #quotes-to-live-by #inspirational

It’s true most superheroes have funny names. But they have to come up with these names by themselves. Think about how hard it is. Try it, right now; boil down your personality and abilities to a single phrase or image. If you can do that, you’re probably a superhero already. ↗

— Andrew Kaufman

#funny

Funny how people don't really see each other. Men and women. They invent each other in their minds and then they see what they invent.They don't really see each other. Now she was in love with him and she didn't even know his real name, didn't know anything real about him. ↗

— Andrew Klavan

#love #truthful-in-every-way #funny

Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It's just a matter of where you're standing. ↗

— Charlie Fletcher

#funny

A bruise is a lesson...and each lesson makes us better. ↗

— George R.R. Martin

#obstacles #trying #inspirational

You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone you're not. ↗

— Chris Colfer

#inspirational

When you’re busy, avoid taking the quickest action. Instead make the extra effort to truly serve the customer. ↗