#income tax

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? ↗

— Milton Berle

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In the 1880s, people all over the world looked to America for inspiration. Its very existence was proof that it was possible to have a relatively free and peaceful country. No income tax, no foreign wars, no welfare state, no intrusions on civil liberties. ↗

— Harry Browne

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I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word "fair" in connection with income tax policies. ↗

— William F. Buckley, Jr.

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On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

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1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS. ↗

— Ron Paul

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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. ↗

— Will Rogers

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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. ↗

— Fred Allen

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I am such a strong admirer and supporter of George W. Bush that if he suggested eliminating the income tax or doubling it, I would vote yes on first blush. ↗

— Jerry Falwell

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Many states rely on sales tax as their principle source of revenue and do not have a State income tax. ↗

— William L. Jenkins

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Higher income taxes are a razor guillotine poised to descend on the bare neck of prosperity. ↗

— Thomas H. Kean

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