#inanimate

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. ↗

— Russell Baker

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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. ↗

— Russell Baker

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Never fight an inanimate object. ↗

— P. J. O'Rourke

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I don't believe in blaming inanimate objects for anything. ↗

— Peter Benchley

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