#immaculate

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones. ↗

— Scott B. Pruden

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Immaculate conception is the only way another kid is coming out of me! ↗

— Julie Bowen

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