#ill

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I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.


Jarod Kintz


#america #drink #funny #humor #love

Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.


Jarod Kintz


#clones #funny #humor #love #motto

Jem gave her a wistful look. “Must you go? I was rather hoping that you’d stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must.” “I’ll stay,” Will said a bit crossly, and threw himself down in the armchair Tessa had just vacated. “I can minister angelically.” “None too convincingly. And you’re not as pretty to look at as Tessa is,” Jem said, closing his eyes as he leaned back against the pillow. “How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared it to gazing at the radiance of the sun.” Jem still had his eyes closed. “If they mean that it gives you a headache, they aren’t wrong.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #jem-carstairs #will-herondale #friendship

Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #shane-collins #funny

If I were an armadillo, and a stranger came up and said I looked familiar, and they wanted to know why I looked so familiar, I'd respond in a raspy voice, "Your brother ran over my brother.


Jarod Kintz


#brother #funny #ran-over #raspy-voice #stranger

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.


Jarod Kintz


#considerate #funny #humor #jarod-kintz #mail

But Amy," Elder says. "Space suits!


Beth Revis


#funny #funny

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.


Hector Berlioz


#kills #pupils #teacher #time #unfortunately

I never meant it," he was saying. "Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it, seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something... What do I do? What can I do...?


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

Halt eyed them balefully. They were all being so obvious about not mentioning his sudden reappearance that it was even worse than if they had commented on it... 'Oh, go on!' he said. 'Somebody say something! I know what you're thinking!' 'It's good to see you up and about, Halt,' Selethen said gravely... Halt glared at the others and they quickly chorused their pleasure at seeing him back to his normal self. But he could see the grins they didn't quite manage to hide. He fixed a glare on Alyss. 'I'm surprised at you Alyss,' he said. 'I expected no better of Will and Evanlyn, of course. Heartless beasts, the pair of them. But you! I thought you had been better trained!'... 'Halt, I'm sorry! It's not funny, you're right... Shut up, Will.' This last was directed at Will as he tried, unsuccessfully, to smother a snigger.


John Flanagan


#evanlyn #halt #laughter #ranger-s-apprentice #seasickness