#ike

The sound of laughter is like the vaulted dome of a temple of happiness. ↗

#happiness #laughter #like #sound #temple

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him. ↗

Choose something you like to do. I know it's a cliche, and you've heard it over and over. But the reason is, you're going to have to work long and hard to achieve any success. You better like it or life is going to be terrible. ↗

— Bill Kurtis

#any #better #choose #cliche #going

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard. ↗

— Artie Lange

#being #going #got #howard #i

Today's preoccupation with physical theories of everything takes a wrong turn from the purpose of science - to question all things relentlessly. Modern physics has become like Swift's kingdom of Laputa, flying absurdly on an island above the earth and indifferent to what is beneath. ↗

— Robert Lanza

#absurdly #all things #become #beneath #earth

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.' ↗

— Gary Larson

#batch #cartoons #days #every #felt

It's hard, or you wouldn't like it. A lot of coaches really don't like what they're doing. ↗

— Steve Largent

#doing #hard #like #lot #really

He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero. ↗

— Johann Kaspar Lavater

#dumb #genius #hero #seldom #speaks

Working with a bunch of actors is like trying to tune each violin. ↗