#idiots

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. ↗

— Walter Kerr

#clever #composed #enough #half #idiots

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. ↗

— Karl Kraus

#crutch #education #foolish #idiots #prove

You don't want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything. ↗

— Bradley Whitford

#anything #become #hollywood #idiots #just

They say even death can't cure an idiot. -Ririn ↗

— Tite Kubo

#death #idiots #death

If you have the power to change the world for the better, you should do it. That's why people who do nothing are idiots, but idiots who do nothing are life-savers. ↗

— James McGregor

#people #philosophical #change

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. ↗

— David Ogilvy

#idiots #impress #infested #jargon #our

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots. ↗

— Rob Schneider

#else #idiots #make #minds #most

I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots. ↗

— Muammar al-Gaddafi

#either #i #idiots #israeli #israelis

Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?" "God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it." "It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby." "You always say I am an idiot." "But you're a special kind of idiot. Here." She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face. ↗

— Derek Landy

#derek-landy #idiots #skulduggery-pleasant #death

If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport. ↗

— Laura Davenport

#idiots #sky #humor